Dilate
(sung to the tune of "Smoke Two Joints")

I dilate in the morning,
I dlate at night,
I dlate in the afternoon,
It makes me heal all right.

I dilate in time of peace,
And in time of war,
I dilate before I dilate,
And then I dilate more.

Daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard workin' man,"
And momma she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can,"
Then one day I meet Millie Brown,
She came to me and said,
"Penis good, and penis fine,
But try a cooch instead!"

And now all I can do is..

I dilate in the morning,
I dlate at night,
I dlate in the afternoon,
It makes me heal all right.

-Lannie Rose 10/2002
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